If only Adele was an Agent... trying to get access
Posted on February 1, 2016

Bohemia Blog by Agent Hollybeth Plowman






adele-rental agentHello, It’s me




I was wondering if I could get the keys to apartment three




To show, the vacancy




They say the super will have to show ya




But I ain’t heard anything




 




Hello, Can you hear me?




I’m in the lobby waiting and you’re not answering




When we were earlier and here




I forgot what time you told us to come back to this building




 




There’s such communication difference




And so little time




 




Hello from the agents’ side




I must have called a thousand times




To tell you I’m waiting for you to open the door




But when I call you don't answer, pick up your phone




Hello from the agents’ side




I don’t think I have a lot of time




Clients have to move before 5 o’clock




But it don’t matter to you because your voicemails not on anymore




 




Hello, How are you?




The Brokerage has no keys I’m begging you to show this vacancy




I hope that you live here




I never found your apartment or the laundry that’s listed right on here




 




And it’s no secret to know that




This deal is botched!




 




Hello from the agents’ side




I must have called a thousand times




To tell you I’m waiting for someone to open the door




But when I call you don't answer, pick up your phone




Hello from the agents’ side




I don’t think I have a lot of time




They have to move tomorrow before 5 o’clock




But It don’t matter to you because your voicemails not on anymore